i ain't no holla back guy

Yesterday I had an exam from 7-10 which gave me all day to study. I really didn't end up studying too much and instead I was looking at urbandictionary.com and realized that there was a huge deficit in their definitions: there was no information on what a 'holla back girl' is. I realized how critical this definition was: thousands of people may hear Gwen Stefani's song and search to urban dictionary to figure out what a holla back girl is. Think about the confusion that could arise from girls not knowing if they were holla back or not! So anyway I added the definition [here] but they changed my grammar on the second sentence [which kind of pissed me off because it's wrong] but I'm sure any idiot can figure out what is meant by it. I'm especially proud of the names I chose for the example, which in no way reflect ethnicity. I know plenty of white Jermains. And Aishas. In fact my sister's middle name is Aiesha. Now I can say "I wrote the definition of holla back girl", which isn't something a lot of people can do.

Speaking of ethno-specific names, my friend Tricia and I were in educational psychology a few weeks ago where our feminist lesbian black professor* was giving examples from the WISC [A children's intelligence test] and she was throwing out random questions to the class. One of the questions she asked was "what is the definition of dilatory?"; which [obviously] nobody knew. Since the class was all stupid, we asked her and she bitchilly answered "I'm not going to tell you" - which lead Tricia and I to believe she didn't know. It turns out that it means 'slowly', but I assumed Dilatory was the name of a black chick. Think about it. Can't you picture an angry black mother yelling: "Dilatory-Chanel, you get back here! Don't make me throw my shoe at you!". Tricia and I got a good laugh out of it which spawned a heap of cut-eye from Prof. Everyminority, so I think it's a good thing that I turned down the dare to yell out that answer.

In the same class the Prof. made a girl come up and attempt the easiest puzzle ever in front of the class. Seeing how the girl didn't volunteer and the class was pretty big I think that anxiety hindered her performance, but Prof. Everyminority had to make things worse when she finally finished by saying "Clearly Supna isn't very good at this [this being a puzzle intended for 7 year olds] can we have somebody who's actually good at these [read: smart] come up to the front." Tell me that wouldn't be a blow to your self esteem. Without a doubt, she was the worst professor I've ever had the pleasure of pissing off, but the course is over and now all I have are my memories and less a less than spectacular mark.

*I intend on including her in a future post. Let's suffice it to say that she hated me. To be fair, we never confirmed that she was a lesbian [she mentioned ex-boyfriends] but she made a lot of references to her current "partner".