if I was a few years older...
Okay, so flickr is finally being cooperative and I can share some horrifying images from Van City. As I mentioned before, on a beautiful day, I walked around Stanley Park by myself and enjoyed being sea-side. At the end of that 10 Km walk I ended up by a beach and a cool condo with a tree on the top. While I was walking past the front of the condo I spied this:
Although not horrifying from a distance, it certainly is up close:
Yes ladies and gentlemen, that's a senior citizen in a tiny black bikini. Instantly I was reminded of Magda from 'Something About Mary' and I shamelessly whipped out my camera and took a picture. I'm not "hating" on her - it takes courage for an octogenarian to wear something like that... and it takes a really good body on an 80 year old to almost pull it off.
Although not horrifying from a distance, it certainly is up close:
Yes ladies and gentlemen, that's a senior citizen in a tiny black bikini. Instantly I was reminded of Magda from 'Something About Mary' and I shamelessly whipped out my camera and took a picture. I'm not "hating" on her - it takes courage for an octogenarian to wear something like that... and it takes a really good body on an 80 year old to almost pull it off.
posted by Ryan at 7:51 PM
29 Comments:
I'd tap that
I guess you could call her a GILF... eeek.
That's probably the bravest grandma I've ever seen... that being said, I'm glad mine sticks to Chanel rather than string bikinis!
i'm speechless..i'm without speech. not so much that this human being decided to grace the world with a bikini so much as she thought, "a regular bikini won't do it, i need something a little more revealing, i'm desperate for attention at the manor" the question i have is are 80 year old men attracted to this, do they see this as a cheaper alternative to viagara? or are they like us in that we look cuz of sheer horror and not because we like what we see...kinda like a car accident..every one who drives by can't take their eyes off the mess
In the latest issue of O magazine, there is an article about women who don't wear the right suit for thier body.
According to the article, she's doing everything right! (ok, maybe not.)
On the other hand,
YOU GO GRANDMA!
She knows who she is, and I hope that at 80 I'm out in my two piece turning heads. Because we all know Ryan secretly LOVES IT!
Tap that?!?! More like break that. She looks so thin that a strong breeze might break her in two.
I know... maybe she is a woman who used to be really fat. She never went to prom 'cause the guy who asked her only did it as a joke. She cried herself to sleep every night dreaming of the day that she could don a two-piece bathing-suit (and maybe even appear on one of the Maury show's Geek to Chic episodes to confront those that did her wrong) Maybe this was her last chance to fulfill that dream. Maybe stewed and pureed food at the old-folks home has helped her beat the battle of the bulge.
Ok, that's one shocking picture. Commendable bravery but she certainly isn't sensitive to other people's aesthetic sensibilities.
I'm not sure I have seen something more disturbing in the last week.
Ewww.
Great blog.
Since Queenie isn't available to respond to this, I'll just steal her word--
Heinous.
Problems with this entry:
1) You used the word octogenarian. Now I'm no moron, and I enjoy learning new words that I can throw around pointlessly, but not in a blog that sets out to be funny and nothing more.
2) You said that this beast of the field ALMOST pulled this atrocity off. Now I don't know what kind of crazy things they medicate themselves with in BC, but anyone over the age of 40 should never be allowed nead a 2 piece, much less be close to looking attractive in one (besides the sweet sweet Bowflex grandma ;-) )
3) You still have made no mention about a certain trip in a shopping cart. The people must know!!!!
Alright, I'm done. See you this weekend
she's smokin'
i think if i saw her i would have got her number for sure.
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccckkkkkkkkkk-ry.
hol' up! let's stop talking about the poor old woman who's privacy was invaded by ry's pic...and let's start talking 'bout why ry took a pic of an old woman in a bikini! do you have a secret fetish you dirty dogg you? it can't only be because she reminded you of magda? can it? there must be another underlying cause...
HAHAHA That's so completely wrong in every direction, Ryan. I can't beleive you HAVE PICTURES!
i'm glad that was in the V city cuz if it was in T-dot, u'll never know what she would not have been wearing cuz u know what's legal in the T-dot...
*gags*
Holla,
Thats one sexy-ma. Not that I'm interested in "tapping" into her like I'm lookin for nectar or maple syrup from a tree... but if I have a wife at that age that looks like that, I won't complain. Hopefully she won't be as slutty.
'Cause I don't think I'm the type that will have a 30 year old wife when i'm 75. Pickin' chicks up by offering them to get in on my seniors discount or somethin'.
This week i was at Muskoka Woods building and repairing sliders for their wake-park. Sorry to inform some of my MYW peeps, but it looks like I may be working there this summer. Its not confirmed, but I just thought I'd weather the storm. 18 years at MYW were good though (I'm only 21).
Also, "Pass the dutchy" is a fantastic song. I encourage all to get it. Its stuck up in my head. Refer to my link for lyrics.
holly long writing anson.... way to go man
Anson, you should have said "reefer to my link for lyrics" heeheehee reefer...
haha tricia.
i didn't think of that. i was all witted out by then. hopefully next time i'll maximize all puns and play-on words. haha.
I re-read the lyrics and there's a possibility its all about weed. I didnt think so at first because its a childrens group... oh dear.
p.s. Bulk Barn sells teddy grahms now. I am so happy
haha tricia.
i didn't think of that. i was all witted out by then. hopefully next time i'll maximize all puns and play-on words. haha.
I re-read the lyrics and there's a possibility its all about weed. I didnt think so at first because its a childrens group... oh dear.
p.s. Bulk Barn sells teddy grahams now. I am so happy
wierd... these cookies are making me see doubles
Hey, Ryan, it's okay. Take your time posting.
Nahhh....she's actually 30. Too much sun, sex and cigs did this to her! LOL
j/k
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Granma looks terrific for her age. If you ask me she's estetically, much more pleasing than many 20 or 30 year olds that are showing their skin on canadian/american streets.
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